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6. JEEP = Just Empty Every Pocket

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Slipshod Photog via Flickr

7. Wife: “Can we roll the windows up?” Me: “They are rolled up, but they’re at home with the doors.”

Jeff Brint via Flickr

Jeff Brint via Flickr

8. 45 minutes after getting it home, the doors were off, top was down, and I was stuck.

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rockfshr via Flickr

9. Wife: “Your check engine light is on.” Me: “I checked. The engine’s still there.”

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Tjflex2 via Flickr

10. “Don’t worry, that falls off all the time.”

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jerbec via Flickr