6. JEEP = Just Empty Every Pocket

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7. Wife: “Can we roll the windows up?” Me: “They are rolled up, but they’re at home with the doors.”

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8. 45 minutes after getting it home, the doors were off, top was down, and I was stuck.

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9. Wife: “Your check engine light is on.” Me: “I checked. The engine’s still there.”

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10. “Don’t worry, that falls off all the time.”

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